I don’t know why I’m having a problem with these watchseriesonline episode links guys (the episodes are taking hours to load? never had that before) so does anyone know where I can watch The Originals and TVD?
“So, here we are.
Stefan is on my right. The right choice. The one I was supposed to be with.
Damon is on my left. Which doesn’t seem significant…until I realize the left side is where the heart is.” (x)
Let’s get real: Everyone in the vampire diaries has basically made out with each other to some degree. So I made a sort-of infographic about it. You can view the full size graphic here.
Let me tell you a little secret, friends. TVD isn’t about heros. It’s about bad guys that makes us love them anyway.
Damon is the first person to admit that he’s evil. He’s a goddamn serial killer! And his sometimes girlfriend jokes about it! And Saint Stefan, he of the Hero Hair and Martyr Misery? He’s killed so many people other vampires think he’s off the rails!
The vampire legends have always been about forbidden desires and shameful indulgences, and that’s what TVD gives us. But unlike a lot of past vampire tales, TVD doesn’t stop with dirty, dirty sex.
Anyone who’s ever stood in line behind someone that can’t figure out how to work the goddamn self-checkout has wanted to snap a neck or two. Who hasn’t wanted to tell their boss, or the cops, or anyone in authority, to fuck off? Who wouldn’t want a pair of hot [insert your preferred gender here] fighting over you?
TVD lets us indulge all of those fantasies. Our “heros” can skip class, do all of the sex, and murder their way through college, and they never face any consequences.
Damon used to be the epitome of this self-indulgent fantasy, but that crown now firmly belongs to Katherine Pierce. This episode was a celebration of that fact, and it was entirely appropriate for the rest of the cast to reminisce over how she’s done that wrong.
500 Years Of Solitude
∟Congratulations TVD 100